Hey. Wait. What's the camera doing up there??? Are you looking at my bald spot? Well, you don't exactly have to get THAT close to see it! My entire scalp is visible at some distance!
So sorry to have missed you folks for so very long, but you see, I have been locked up. I've been told that I am in custody for my own protection. I don't believe a word of it. I asked to see my lawyer, but that request has been repeatedly deflected as they continue to tell me that I am not under arrest. So why am I being held? Is it because I tried to pluck the outlet cover from the outlet? What I really want to know is WHERE'S THE WRIT OF HABEAS CORPUS???
Brother Manz and Sister Manz have been by to keep me company in the visiting area. There is some equipment for working out in the visiting yard, but I cannot see the point in the squeaking ladybug. Its smile makes me think it knows something.
Soon, my friends. Soon I shall be free from this unholy bondage, and then, oh then, I will broadcast again! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Oh no! The guard must have heard me. Oh no! He's going to...
GET ME!!!!!!!!
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