Hi Everybody!

Are we ready to go on yet? What, the cameras are rolling? Tell me these things, people! How much of a goober do I look! I mean, um, er...

Hi! I'm Mr. Manz of the Mr. Manz Show, coming at you straight from my livingroom. As this is the first internet broadcast for us, let me tell you a bit about myself and about the show.

I am Tyrannosaurus Manz. I live in central Oklahoma with my father, Daddy Manz, my mother, Mama Manz, my brother, Brother Manz, and my sister, Sister Manz. They're a strange family, but it's the one I have, and I like them. They seem to like me, too, since they give me a warm bed in which to sleep and good food to eat. They provide me with toys, cats and dogs with which to play. And they do attempt to keep me clean and dressed (granted, I prefer dirty with no pants and one sock, but Mama Manz has no sense of style).

In upcoming episodes, I'll introduce each member of the family, and perhaps convince them to do a little broadcast of their very own.

Well, we're out of time for tonight, folks. Later this week, a discussion of MCIT (that's Mario-Cart-Induced-Tourette's), a visit from the Brother Manz who will tell us his story of the letter from the Tooth Fairy, an update on the world's oceans from Sister Manz, and a bit of cat-watching in the kitchen and elsewhere. Please send your email questions and comments to Tyrannomanz (at) yahoo dot com. Thanks for tuning in and goodnight.

Time to head out...
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What do you mean the cameras are not off yet?! Can someone please get these little technical problems sorted out by our next broadcast? Yeesh!